Posts tagged life

Once again the Oatmeal captures how I feel perfectly. 
Except of course this is from his comic about running, which I loathe. Ha. 

Once again the Oatmeal captures how I feel perfectly. 

Except of course this is from his comic about running, which I loathe. Ha. 

SERIOUSLY

SERIOUSLY

"She was filled with regret before she died. She felt like she’d failed us as a mother tremendously."
"Did she say something to you about it?"
"She never said anything, so I don’t have any tangible proof that she had regrets. But she had a very bad substance abuse problem. And I know she always wanted to be a good mother. So I separate my mom from her disease. I always imagine that my mom and an alcoholic were living in the same body. And I know that my mom loved us. And that she hated the alcoholic."
source: HONY

"She was filled with regret before she died. She felt like she’d failed us as a mother tremendously."

"Did she say something to you about it?"

"She never said anything, so I don’t have any tangible proof that she had regrets. But she had a very bad substance abuse problem. And I know she always wanted to be a good mother. So I separate my mom from her disease. I always imagine that my mom and an alcoholic were living in the same body. And I know that my mom loved us. And that she hated the alcoholic."

source: HONY

"The Great List of Things I Can’t Do Because I Only Have Daughters"

The Great List of Things I Can’t Do Because I Only Have Daughters On Huffington Post

1. Get peed on by a penis while changing a diaper.

2. Say, “Hi son, how did you sleep?” without causing confusion.

The list was coming along pretty good. I had two really good examples and I was thinking about how a third kid, a boy, would change my life. But that was as far as I got. The rest of the list looked like:

3. Play baseball. I CAN DO THAT.

4. Play hockey. I CAN DO THAT TOO.

5. Sit on the couch watching Spider-Man cartoons. I’VE DONE THIS EIGHT TIMES ALREADY.

6. Wear blue clothes. BLUE IS OUR FAVORITE COLOR.

7. Be happier than I’ve ever been in my life. THIS IS HAPPENING NOW.

8. Buy toys from the blue section of a toy store. WE’RE VERY SNEAKY.

9. Play with toy cars. PLANES TOO!

10. Raise someone I can consider my friend and one day have a beer with. CAN’T WAIT.

What a good dad. 

Tiny House Sacrifice Solutions

YOU SHALL ALL BE UNDER PETTICOAT RULE.

YOU SHALL ALL BE UNDER PETTICOAT RULE.

minim-calibre:

ladygray99:

And if you did not cry ugly ugly science!feels tears then there is something wrong with you.

Seriously.

I got goosebumps.

never thought i’d post a ru paul quote, to be honest. not sure why. 

never thought i’d post a ru paul quote, to be honest. not sure why. 

You CAN'T Have Your Cake & Eat It Too

The correct use of the phrase and why it turned into “you can have your cake and eat it too.” 

It’s hard to be upset when a project you’ve been working on for two and a half years is finally going to be done.
YAYYYY MONSTER YAYYYYYYYY *vroomvroom*

fuckyoulex:

wickedtitania:

Today, Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but here, Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. People stealing kisses, harmless soldiers, music addicts, honest pickpockets and potato chip dealers. Love, Attacks of friendship, friendly gangs and kindness. Unexpected firemen, rebels with a cause and peaceful warriors. A lot of crazy people, and a few heroes. 

I love this so much

Every time I see this I well up. Humanity can be a nasty thing, but it’s also so beautiful.

#thingsiwant

#thingsiwant

Yet another reason trucks are awesome.

Yet another reason trucks are awesome.

That moment when it’s happening- the thing you said “never again” to. And then, before you can stop it… everything comes crashing down.