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Found this lil stabber in the desert when I was practicing tight circles in the sand on the XR100.

Found this lil stabber in the desert when I was practicing tight circles in the sand on the XR100.

Why are you pretending to be someone you clearly aren't? Just because you have access to Alicia's Instagram, doesn't take a brain surgeon to see you're a fake. — Asked by Anonymous

Apparently it does take a brain surgeon to see that I’m… actually… Alicia. *gasp* LOL.

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Amazing stealthy photo of me fixing my truck today. That big puddle you see to the right of the wheel is gas. CA roads are killing my truck- hose clamp needed repositioning and tightening. I got covered in fuel, but I fixed it. #fixityoself #shortshorts (at Chevron gas and Car wash)

Amazing stealthy photo of me fixing my truck today. That big puddle you see to the right of the wheel is gas. CA roads are killing my truck- hose clamp needed repositioning and tightening. I got covered in fuel, but I fixed it. #fixityoself #shortshorts (at Chevron gas and Car wash)

That moment when it’s happening- the thing you said “never again” to. And then, before you can stop it… everything comes crashing down.
More super selfies- Merry Christmas to me… My lot of five vintage grandma glasses came in. Now to choose my favs… #TREATYOSELF

More super selfies- Merry Christmas to me… My lot of five vintage grandma glasses came in. Now to choose my favs… #TREATYOSELF

Who puts on shoes before a top of any kind when prepping to leave the house?!
Apparently me. 
Photo above from “the failblog”. 
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All these crybabies lately on the news, internet, etc… freaking out about how horrible photoshop and makeup is because we’re changing the way we look! How horrible! …We’ve been doing this for THOUSANDS OF YEARS. It’s human nature. Move along!
HISTORY: For thousands of years we’ve been altering our appearance. In the 1550’s King Henry II of France’s wife, Catherine de’ Medici, banned “thick waists” during court attendance. This is when the corset became incredibly popular, worn by both men AND women often times making it so hard to breathe they passed out. They were used to alter their appearance during the day, but also to alter the actual shape of their bodies as they grew older. 
In Ancient Egypt, men and women both carried with them and wore cosmetics on a regular basis. Kohl was used for thick black eyeliner to make their eyes resemble that of the God Horus, makeup was considered magical and powerful. The soot in the kohl helped lessen sun damage on their eyes, and fight ocular infections from the Nile by nitric oxide strengthening their immune systems. They also used lip and cheek stain, and green eye paint made of malachite. 
Now let’s talk about infant head shaping- a practice that’s gone on since before written history. Evidence of purposeful head deformation of infants dates back to 45,000 BC in Neanderthal skulls. In 400 BC in Hippocrates’ description of the Macrocephali, the Huns, East Germanic tribes ruled by the Huns 300-600AD also adopted the practice, the Maya people… in the Toulouse region of France, voluntary skull deformations carried on until the early twentieth century.
My point? Human nature. Our minds constantly want to change, improve, modify the way we and others look. Maybe it’s not most healthy, but us freaking out and shaming people for wearing makeup or for photoshopping zits, whatever… it’s not getting us anywhere. And it’s not realistic. Humans are persistent in perfection, and can never achieve it. It’s the human condition. 

Photo above from “the failblog”. 

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All these crybabies lately on the news, internet, etc… freaking out about how horrible photoshop and makeup is because we’re changing the way we look! How horrible! …We’ve been doing this for THOUSANDS OF YEARS. It’s human nature. Move along!

HISTORY: For thousands of years we’ve been altering our appearance. In the 1550’s King Henry II of France’s wife, Catherine de’ Medici, banned “thick waists” during court attendance. This is when the corset became incredibly popular, worn by both men AND women often times making it so hard to breathe they passed out. They were used to alter their appearance during the day, but also to alter the actual shape of their bodies as they grew older. 

In Ancient Egypt, men and women both carried with them and wore cosmetics on a regular basis. Kohl was used for thick black eyeliner to make their eyes resemble that of the God Horus, makeup was considered magical and powerful. The soot in the kohl helped lessen sun damage on their eyes, and fight ocular infections from the Nile by nitric oxide strengthening their immune systems. They also used lip and cheek stain, and green eye paint made of malachite. 

Now let’s talk about infant head shaping- a practice that’s gone on since before written history. Evidence of purposeful head deformation of infants dates back to 45,000 BC in Neanderthal skulls. In 400 BC in Hippocrates’ description of the Macrocephali, the Huns, East Germanic tribes ruled by the Huns 300-600AD also adopted the practice, the Maya people… in the Toulouse region of France, voluntary skull deformations carried on until the early twentieth century.

My point? Human nature. Our minds constantly want to change, improve, modify the way we and others look. Maybe it’s not most healthy, but us freaking out and shaming people for wearing makeup or for photoshopping zits, whatever… it’s not getting us anywhere. And it’s not realistic. Humans are persistent in perfection, and can never achieve it. It’s the human condition. 

Those Awkward Moments

To all the people throughout my life who helped me get past the anxiety of having awkward moments in conversations with strangers, dates, etc… you have helped me more than you know. In many cases you probably helped by simply being you, and aren’t even aware of the positive effects it had on my life. Each and every time you let the silence linger a little too long for most people’s tastes, each time you stared at me with a cockeyed look on your face and made me guess what you were thinking… you helped me. Instead of being riddled by questions about myself and how I am acting in a coversation or interaction, I can enjoy it. I don’t need to second guess every movement I just made out of instinct, I don’t need to worry about it after the moments are gone. After everything’s said and done, the collected chatter ceases to matter, I realize it’s exactly that. Fleeting moments that need to be enjoyed and not analyzed, worried about constantly. 

So, thank you.

TREAT YOSELF - I won these on ebay. <3 <3 <3

TREAT YOSELF - I won these on ebay. <3 <3 <3

Turkey Day selfie ;P

Turkey Day selfie ;P

Snapchat @motolady gets you rad shit like this hahahahhaah. Oh god.

Snapchat @motolady gets you rad shit like this hahahahhaah. Oh god.

You know what I think is the craziest thing ever? That I am the logical, communicative, understanding one. The person who says what she means. When I’m gone one day, at least they can say of me “She was honest.”

These are my all time favorite movies. 

You now know pretty much all there is to know about why I am the way I am.

You’re welcome. 

New avatar pic&#8230;. colorized version of Dika Toolkit&#8217;s drawing. 
You can see the colorization process on my behance page.

New avatar pic…. colorized version of Dika Toolkit’s drawing

You can see the colorization process on my behance page.