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I’ll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being stupid as fuck.

I’ll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being stupid as fuck.

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I was supposed to rap about dancin’
But somethin’ struck a nerve and I went off on a tangent
I wanna say somethin’ fun
I’m sick of talkin’ bout my mofuckin’ gun
So have a drink get numb, go dumb
Put yo finger in the air if you the one

Ying-Yang Love by Mitch-Mash

Figure it out. You have 99 problems but a dude aint one.
Eric, re: my man problems
Makes me laugh every time. George Carlin is the man.  Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.

Makes me laugh every time. George Carlin is the man. 

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.

Thats how life should be. Share happiness, make shit beautiful.
Jeff Yarrington
TAKE RISKS. If you win your will be happy, if you lose you will be wise. FUCKINGREMEMBERTHISOMFG.

TAKE RISKS. If you win your will be happy, if you lose you will be wise.

FUCKINGREMEMBERTHISOMFG.

I want you to crave me. From my lips, up to my words.
J.E

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I think my issue is that I can’t be happy with anything the way it is.
Which is beneficial when striving for perfection, but absolutely disabling when living in the real world. 

hahaha amazing, Ron Swanson for the win

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Good ol’ Nikola Tesla

Good ol’ Nikola Tesla

Whenever you have a job you enjoy people don’t want to pay you for it.
Greg Coutu
argospsyche: ladyofthefrills: From the queen’s mouth… Couldn’t have been said by a better representative!

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ladyofthefrills:

From the queen’s mouth…

Couldn’t have been said by a better representative!

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Being alone never felt right. Sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right.
Well fuckin’ said, Charles Bukowski

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Not to mention we’ve got Alicia the one-armed-wonder now… and it’s not even your good arm.
Oh, the joys of being a right handed web person, and fucking up your right wrist.