Posts tagged quote

I love you Willie. 

I love you Willie. 


Stop taking my book so literally.- God

Stop taking my book so literally.
- God

Let go or get dragged.

Lana

(needed that one)

We’re just a couple of hand grenades with pulled pins.

Joe G. 

Love this guy.

never thought i’d post a ru paul quote, to be honest. not sure why. 

never thought i’d post a ru paul quote, to be honest. not sure why. 

You CAN'T Have Your Cake & Eat It Too

The correct use of the phrase and why it turned into “you can have your cake and eat it too.” 

With relish.

CADAVIAR!! amazing.

CADAVIAR!! amazing.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do.
Andrew Carnegie 
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.
Charles Bukowski
certain death

certain death

James McBride of Silodrome… HEYOOOOO. We were discussing winter riding conditions in Portland, I told him there were only a couple days where riding was actually unsafe, like the icey days.
I snorted I laughed so hard.

James McBride of Silodrome… HEYOOOOO. We were discussing winter riding conditions in Portland, I told him there were only a couple days where riding was actually unsafe, like the icey days.

I snorted I laughed so hard.

You know what I think is the craziest thing ever? That I am the logical, communicative, understanding one. The person who says what she means. When I’m gone one day, at least they can say of me “She was honest.”
fat-feminist:

whatwouldmommywear:

africa-will-unite:

“I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to.” Chris Rock

Well, America in a nutshell

“The black man gotta fly to get somethin’ the white man can walk to.”

fat-feminist:

whatwouldmommywear:

africa-will-unite:

“I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to.” Chris Rock

Well, America in a nutshell

The black man gotta fly to get somethin’ the white man can walk to.”