Figure it out. You have 99 problems but a dude aint one.
Makes me laugh every time. George Carlin is the man.
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
Thats how life should be. Share happiness, make shit beautiful.
rules to live by
cause i don’t give a fuck, not a single fuck, not a single solitary fuck. cause i don’t give a fuck, motherfucker.
I want you to crave me. From my lips, up to my words.
Whenever you have a job you enjoy people don’t want to pay you for it.
While I valued my happiness, I didn’t really see it as relevant.
Being alone never felt right. Sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right.
Getting into a relationship may seem tempting… but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there